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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
 Posted - Aug 30 2022 : 12:29:17 PM
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What do bees say in the summer?
“Swarm….isn’t it”?
I love jokes so I thought it might be fun to have a new funny joke everyday. Anyone can post a joke, quotes anything.
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Wanda Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
683 Posts
Wanda
Murrells Inlet
SC
USA
683 Posts |
Posted - Aug 30 2022 : 1:05:08 PM
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| Cute! |
A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel.
Farm Girl #3677
Farmgirl of the Month-August 2022 |
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Jokamartell
True Blue Farmgirl
900 Posts
Karen
Kennewick
WA
USA
900 Posts |
Posted - Aug 30 2022 : 6:20:56 PM
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Karen :)
To quote one of my past preschoolers “Not one of those Karens, but a good Karen”! Haha |
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl
1252 Posts
Heather
Wapakoneta
Ohio
USA
1252 Posts |
Posted - Aug 31 2022 : 08:57:09 AM
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I love a good joke! What a great topic.
Lets see.................
How does the ocean say hi?
It waves
:)
I also like a good riddle so here's one to think about:
What gets wetter the more it dries?
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~Heather
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington |
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
Posted - Aug 31 2022 : 09:26:11 AM
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Here you go Ms. Heather:-) |
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
Posted - Sep 01 2022 : 3:43:44 PM
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Ha, ha, ha!! |
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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debbieklann
True Blue Farmgirl
2637 Posts
Debbie
Madras
OR
USA
2637 Posts |
Posted - Sep 01 2022 : 8:20:42 PM
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| I need to tell this one to Merit! She is just starting to tell jokes and would think this was really funny! |
Debbie Klann
Farmgirl Sister #770
2018 Farmgirl Sister of the Year
January 2020 FGOTM
"Well behaved women seldom make history"...
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich |
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
Posted - Sep 01 2022 : 8:25:24 PM
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| I just thought it was so cute. And I love popcorn! |
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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debbieklann
True Blue Farmgirl
2637 Posts
Debbie
Madras
OR
USA
2637 Posts |
Posted - Sep 02 2022 : 07:20:48 AM
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| So does Merit:) |
Debbie Klann
Farmgirl Sister #770
2018 Farmgirl Sister of the Year
January 2020 FGOTM
"Well behaved women seldom make history"...
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich |
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
Posted - Sep 02 2022 : 10:10:53 AM
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Will Merit like this one Debbie? Too cute! |
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
Posted - Sep 04 2022 : 09:22:47 AM
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Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl
1252 Posts
Heather
Wapakoneta
Ohio
USA
1252 Posts |
Posted - Sep 04 2022 : 6:41:57 PM
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The milkshake is a good one, but I can not quit laughing at the ham boogers!!! Not sure why I find it so funny but I do :)
In case anyone was trying to figure out the riddle - what get's wetter the more it dries? The answer is a towel!! |
~Heather
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington |
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Wanda Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
683 Posts
Wanda
Murrells Inlet
SC
USA
683 Posts |
Posted - Sep 04 2022 : 8:41:34 PM
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| A towel! Heather that’s one of those”now why didn’t I think of that”, lol. |
A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel.
Farm Girl #3677
Farmgirl of the Month-August 2022 |
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
Posted - Sep 05 2022 : 07:47:53 AM
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Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
Posted - Sep 06 2022 : 09:01:42 AM
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How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips. :-) |
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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Wanda Sue
True Blue Farmgirl
683 Posts
Wanda
Murrells Inlet
SC
USA
683 Posts |
Posted - Sep 06 2022 : 8:59:53 PM
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| A towel! Heather that’s one of those”now why didn’t I think of that”, lol. |
A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel.
Farm Girl #3677
Farmgirl of the Month-August 2022 |
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
Posted - Sep 07 2022 : 12:02:23 PM
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Hee, Hee! |
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
Posted - Sep 08 2022 : 08:40:38 AM
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Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl
1252 Posts
Heather
Wapakoneta
Ohio
USA
1252 Posts |
Posted - Sep 09 2022 : 1:33:47 PM
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LOL!
I hope this isn't too inappropriate but it makes me laugh:
I love the minions LOL! |
~Heather
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington |
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
Posted - Sep 09 2022 : 1:43:45 PM
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| Love it! So funny not inappropriate at all for me:-) |
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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Jokamartell
True Blue Farmgirl
900 Posts
Karen
Kennewick
WA
USA
900 Posts |
Posted - Sep 10 2022 : 6:02:59 PM
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| farting in public is considered “crop dusting” if you just keep walking!!! Lol |
Karen :)
To quote one of my past preschoolers “Not one of those Karens, but a good Karen”! Haha |
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Blessed in Colorado
True Blue Farmgirl
3768 Posts
Debbie Fischer
Coos Bay
OR
3768 Posts |
Posted - Sep 10 2022 : 6:26:46 PM
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| LOL! I love you Wildflowers. You keep me laughing and happy. |
Big Hugs,
Debbie
Farmgirl if the Month for:
September 2012, February 2018 and September 2022
“My altars are My Mountains and the Ocean.” Lord Bryon
When I am old I am wearing Purple. I am Old!!
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl
1252 Posts
Heather
Wapakoneta
Ohio
USA
1252 Posts |
Posted - Sep 12 2022 : 12:23:04 PM
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~Heather
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington |
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl
1252 Posts
Heather
Wapakoneta
Ohio
USA
1252 Posts |
Posted - Sep 14 2022 : 5:48:08 PM
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~Heather
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington |
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Jokamartell
True Blue Farmgirl
900 Posts
Karen
Kennewick
WA
USA
900 Posts |
Posted - Sep 14 2022 : 7:16:54 PM
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| Hahaha |
Karen :)
To quote one of my past preschoolers “Not one of those Karens, but a good Karen”! Haha |
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debbieklann
True Blue Farmgirl
2637 Posts
Debbie
Madras
OR
USA
2637 Posts |
Posted - Sep 14 2022 : 7:54:57 PM
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| You girls crack me up!!!! Brad’s chuckling at the crop dusting idea :) |
Debbie Klann
Farmgirl Sister #770
2018 Farmgirl Sister of the Year
January 2020 FGOTM
"Well behaved women seldom make history"...
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich |
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Project Discussions: ~~~~~~~~~~Jokes~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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~~~~~~~~~~Jokes~~~~~~~~~~~
