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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho
9221 Posts
Denise
Ohio
USA
9221 Posts |
 Posted - May 08 2023 : 04:40:40 AM
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A smile or giggle for your day
“Good groaning to you...
1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.
6. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
7. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
8. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
9. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
10. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
11. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
12. My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.
13. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.
14. Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.
15. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
16. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.
17. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”
18. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
19. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.
20. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
21. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
22. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.
23. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
24. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.
25. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness. |
Denise~~
Sister #43
"I am a bookaholic with no desire to be cured."
"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path"
Psalm 119:105
www.ladybugsandlilacs.blogspot.com
www.torisgram.etsy.com |
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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho
9221 Posts
Denise
Ohio
USA
9221 Posts |
Posted - May 08 2023 : 05:05:21 AM
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"May morning"
May Morning,
I rise early to greet your cool mist
Broken soon by the sun's face
Lighting your grace
May morning
Your bright hue is refreshing
Waltzing in after gentle spring showers
Having kissed your flowers
May morning
How quickly you pass from us
Slipping quietly through summer's soft portal
Grieving both angel and
(Art: "Barnyard Memories," by Kim Norlien)
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Denise~~
Sister #43
"I am a bookaholic with no desire to be cured."
"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path"
Psalm 119:105
www.ladybugsandlilacs.blogspot.com
www.torisgram.etsy.com |
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quiltee
True Blue Farmgirl
4642 Posts
Linda
Terrell
TX
USA
4642 Posts |
Posted - May 08 2023 : 06:22:04 AM
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Lol! I love those jokes - they are the simple ones that kids like and maybe I can remember.
And the poem is neat.
Thanks for sharing. |
Linda B
quiltee
Farmgirl #1919
FGOTM for August, 2015 and April, 2017
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darlenelovesart
True Blue Farmgirl
6000 Posts
darlene
Loleta
California
USA
6000 Posts |
Posted - May 08 2023 : 07:32:26 AM
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That’s a beautiful picture Denise
It’s raining here today!
Everyone have a good day!
Hugs
Darlene |
Farmgirl # 4943
Don't worry about anything; instead, pray about everything.
Tell God what you need, and thank him for what he has done.
Philippians 4:6
Just follow God unquestioningly.
Because you love Him so, for if you trust His judgment there is nothing you need to know.
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Edited by - darlenelovesart on May 08 2023 07:35:19 AM |
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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho
9221 Posts
Denise
Ohio
USA
9221 Posts |
Posted - May 08 2023 : 09:34:34 AM
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| My cousin posted it on fb and I thought it was funny. Always nice to start the day with a smile. |
Denise~~
Sister #43
"I am a bookaholic with no desire to be cured."
"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path"
Psalm 119:105
www.ladybugsandlilacs.blogspot.com
www.torisgram.etsy.com |
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Red Tractor Girl
True Blue Farmgirl
3457 Posts
Winnie
Gainesville
Fl
USA
3457 Posts |
Posted - May 09 2023 : 4:07:54 PM
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| Denise, those jokes are good ones! And I love that big red barn and the poem. I always wanted to have a fram with a red barn to go with my red tractor!! LOL!! |
Winnie Nielsen #3109
Red Tractor Girl
Farm Girl of the Year 2014-2015 |
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AussieChick
Farmgirl in Training
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Cindy
Bend
Oregon
USA
48 Posts |
Posted - May 10 2023 : 09:31:06 AM
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| Denise, thanks for sharing your "giggles of the day". I sure did get some giggles out of those. |
Farmgirl #6058
Farmgirl Sister of the Year 2021
"The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have". |
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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho
9221 Posts
Denise
Ohio
USA
9221 Posts |
Posted - May 10 2023 : 09:38:08 AM
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"Friendship Garden," by Connie Rowsell.
I found this written by Ms. Rowsell about this painting. She said that upon hearing her dear friend, Charlotte, was very ill, she set about to paint something that would capture their friendship. She tried and tried to find the right landscape but didn't feel good about any of her ideas. That was when she came across a painting she had started quite a while before, when her friend first learned she might be sick. Ms. Rowsell had never finished the work but soon picked it up and completed it.
Ms. Rowsell said the windows represent two lives. Those two lives have separate views yet they come together to appreciate the same beauty in life. Not long after Ms. Rowsell finished her painting, Charlotte died. But she is forever remembered by her artistic friend and by this lovely painting, "Friendship Garden."
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Denise~~
Sister #43
"I am a bookaholic with no desire to be cured."
"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path"
Psalm 119:105
www.ladybugsandlilacs.blogspot.com
www.torisgram.etsy.com |
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Red Tractor Girl
True Blue Farmgirl
3457 Posts
Winnie
Gainesville
Fl
USA
3457 Posts |
Posted - May 10 2023 : 1:23:01 PM
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| This is a beautiful story as well as a lovely painting in memory of her friendship. |
Winnie Nielsen #3109
Red Tractor Girl
Farm Girl of the Year 2014-2015 |
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quiltee
True Blue Farmgirl
4642 Posts
Linda
Terrell
TX
USA
4642 Posts |
Posted - May 10 2023 : 8:12:31 PM
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| That is such a sweet story and picture. Thank you! |
Linda B
quiltee
Farmgirl #1919
FGOTM for August, 2015 and April, 2017
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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho
9221 Posts
Denise
Ohio
USA
9221 Posts |
Posted - May 12 2023 : 05:52:39 AM
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| I have something to post today but I keep getting an error message when I go to upload the photo. |
Denise~~
Sister #43
"I am a bookaholic with no desire to be cured."
"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path"
Psalm 119:105
www.ladybugsandlilacs.blogspot.com
www.torisgram.etsy.com |
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quiltee
True Blue Farmgirl
4642 Posts
Linda
Terrell
TX
USA
4642 Posts |
Posted - May 12 2023 : 3:39:37 PM
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| Must be a problem with MJF server again. Unable to upload picture to bag swap, also; get internal error message. |
Linda B
quiltee
Farmgirl #1919
FGOTM for August, 2015 and April, 2017
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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho
9221 Posts
Denise
Ohio
USA
9221 Posts |
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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho
9221 Posts
Denise
Ohio
USA
9221 Posts |
Posted - May 16 2023 : 03:27:04 AM
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Live with gratitude for the simple things of life and your day will be brighter!
“The joy found in the simple things can brighten the darkest of days.”
~Allene vanOirschot
(Art: "Comfy Kitchen," by Erin Dertner)
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Denise~~
Sister #43
"I am a bookaholic with no desire to be cured."
"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path"
Psalm 119:105
www.ladybugsandlilacs.blogspot.com
www.torisgram.etsy.com |
Edited by - levisgrammy on May 16 2023 03:28:24 AM |
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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho
9221 Posts
Denise
Ohio
USA
9221 Posts |
Posted - May 16 2023 : 06:14:24 AM
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Posting this late due to the upload problem.
Happy Mother's Day!!
"How can I thank you, Mother,
For your tender, loving care,
For your warm, embracing arms,
And your softly whispered prayers?
How can I ever thank you
For your faith and guiding hand,
For your gentle, loving heart
That always understands?
How can I thank you, Mother,
For the courage you instill,
For words of hope that lead me on
To a grander dream fulfilled?
How can I ever thank you
For the blessings you impart,
For all the tenderness of love
That overflows your heart?"
~'Thanks,' by Joy Belle Burgess
(Art by Robert Duncan)
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Denise~~
Sister #43
"I am a bookaholic with no desire to be cured."
"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path"
Psalm 119:105
www.ladybugsandlilacs.blogspot.com
www.torisgram.etsy.com |
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darlenelovesart
True Blue Farmgirl
6000 Posts
darlene
Loleta
California
USA
6000 Posts |
Posted - May 16 2023 : 09:18:03 AM
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Denise that is beautiful for Mother’s Day and every day! Thanks!
Darlene |
Farmgirl # 4943
Don't worry about anything; instead, pray about everything.
Tell God what you need, and thank him for what he has done.
Philippians 4:6
Just follow God unquestioningly.
Because you love Him so, for if you trust His judgment there is nothing you need to know.
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Jokamartell
True Blue Farmgirl
921 Posts
Karen
Kennewick
WA
USA
921 Posts |
Posted - May 16 2023 : 6:48:16 PM
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Thank you, Brian and IT!!
I love the little kitty curled up under the stove in the first picture! :) |
Karen :)
To quote one of my past preschoolers “Not one of those Karens, but a good Karen”! Haha |
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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho
9221 Posts
Denise
Ohio
USA
9221 Posts |
Posted - May 17 2023 : 05:39:32 AM
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This image brings back memories of a bygone era. When I was a child, we were taught that nothing was to be wasted or taken for granted. We saved string, yarn, buttons, fabric scraps, leftovers, ham bones, empty jars, and even coffee grounds (which we used to fertilize the plants). And it wasn't just our family. Lots of families saved things to be reused and we also shared things with each other. A cup of sugar, a stick of butter, or a couple eggs, were often carried to neighbors next door. The sight of a mason jar full of thread spools was not uncommon then and it still serves as a reminder that every small thing has a purpose....even you and me.
(Art: "Thread Jar," by Scott Yelonek)
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Denise~~
Sister #43
"I am a bookaholic with no desire to be cured."
"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path"
Psalm 119:105
www.ladybugsandlilacs.blogspot.com
www.torisgram.etsy.com |
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sweettea59
True Blue Farmgirl
1247 Posts
Sherry
Longview
Texas
USA
1247 Posts |
Posted - May 17 2023 : 08:51:35 AM
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Morning, Denise that reminds me of my grandmother's house she saved everything. I have gradually inherited them from my grandfather.
Have a great day everyone. |
Farmgirl Hugs & May all your Wishes come true.
Sherry
Farmgirl #2215 |
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quiltee
True Blue Farmgirl
4642 Posts
Linda
Terrell
TX
USA
4642 Posts |
Posted - May 17 2023 : 10:03:59 AM
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| I have a couple old mason jars full of wooden spools, and old sewing machine bobbins. Love them! Thanks for the picture. |
Linda B
quiltee
Farmgirl #1919
FGOTM for August, 2015 and April, 2017
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quiltee
True Blue Farmgirl
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Linda
Terrell
TX
USA
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Posted - May 17 2023 : 10:07:12 AM
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| I still save craft things - mom used to save anything that could be used for crafts for Indian Guides or Brownies/Girl Scouts. When Dean was in Cub Scouts she sent me a huge box of “stuff” for craft projects since I was a Den Mother. Lol! |
Linda B
quiltee
Farmgirl #1919
FGOTM for August, 2015 and April, 2017
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Red Tractor Girl
True Blue Farmgirl
3457 Posts
Winnie
Gainesville
Fl
USA
3457 Posts |
Posted - May 17 2023 : 11:54:00 AM
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| My Mom was also a great saver of everything. Nothing in my house went to waste. Mom moved with my grandparents to a farm in May 1929 when she was just 16. The stock market crashed in September and they made do by being self sufficient on their farm. It was a decade of challenges for everyone and those years were engraved with lessons of make-do, do without, and work hard to keep food on the table. Fortunately, they did not lose their farm and my Mom continued her high school and their horse and small cart got them to church and the store . They had a car, but gas was expensive so it was easier to keep a horse as transportation. That lifestyle helped my Mom to raise a big family. Literally nothing went to waste. Today, I try my best to not be wasteful and it is easier , I think, because I was raised that way. |
Winnie Nielsen #3109
Red Tractor Girl
Farm Girl of the Year 2014-2015 |
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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho
9221 Posts
Denise
Ohio
USA
9221 Posts |
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Red Tractor Girl
True Blue Farmgirl
3457 Posts
Winnie
Gainesville
Fl
USA
3457 Posts |
Posted - May 21 2023 : 4:44:05 PM
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| What a sweet photo, Denise!! And that photo above of the old kitchen with the white stove could easily be my dream kitchen! |
Winnie Nielsen #3109
Red Tractor Girl
Farm Girl of the Year 2014-2015 |
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levisgrammy
Scattered Prairie Hen Honcho
9221 Posts
Denise
Ohio
USA
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Project Discussions: To brighten the day |
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To brighten the day
