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Across the Fence:  Calling All Farmgirl Troops!  |
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laurentany
True Blue Farmgirl
3259 Posts
Laurie
Patchogue
NY
USA
3259 Posts |
 Posted - Feb 28 2013 : 08:24:56 AM
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This is gonna be GOOD!
And CJ- you crack me up..Big Buzz better watch out!
LOL.
Cant wait til he starts openin up these packages!
Hugs,
~Laurie
"Little Hen House on the Island"
Farmgirl Sister#1403
View my New Blog:
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Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds that you plant.
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Killarney
True Blue Farmgirl
6444 Posts
Connie
Arlington
TN
USA
6444 Posts |
Posted - Feb 28 2013 : 08:35:16 AM
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Sweet Buzzin Bee-No mice in My Package! I can't wait till The Big Buzz gets home to all his Mice! LOL!!
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ceejay48
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm/Sharpshooter
14026 Posts
CeeJay (CJ)
Dolores
Colorado
USA
14026 Posts |
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Killarney
True Blue Farmgirl
6444 Posts
Connie
Arlington
TN
USA
6444 Posts |
Posted - Feb 28 2013 : 10:58:56 AM
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Ha!! LOL!!! Exactly Cee jay!!! I saw it and had to post it for the troops! LOL!
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buzzn bee
True Blue Farmgirl
1061 Posts
Deborah
Muncie
Indiana
USA
1061 Posts |
Posted - Feb 28 2013 : 5:52:37 PM
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Ceejay and Farmsissies,
Let me begin with this little FYI for all of you. I now have your names on my list. A list you might regret being on. Think your smart and that you can out-fox your farmbrother? Really?
I will admit, I never dreamed some of you would stoop to this level, especially so after hearing Debbie make such sweet and kind remarks about all of her farmsisters. How much have you paid Debbie to bring her over to your dark side? She seems to be enjoying this way to much.
How sweet of all of you to send me mice..What exactly were you hoping to gain from this little charade? To think you paid good money to try and torment me. Have you not figured out, I cannot be tormented.
I will overpower Ceejay and all of her cronies. I will be Victorious!
Oh and by the way; I love all of the mice food. Thank you Linda. The candy! What is this? A secret way to say "I'm sorry Brother Big Buzz."
Thank you for the candy Connie and Marlee. I will try and keep your
thoughtfulness in mind when I am ready to retaliate.
Now lets talk MICE..Linda, my thinking is with all of the mouse food, you must have been coached by Ceejay herself. How else would you know that Cheez-its are one of my favorite snack foods. As for the little squeeking rodent you sent, the Post office opened your box to apparently inspect its contents before delivery. When the mail-carrier handed the box to Debbie, they both just about came out of their skin when they heard the squeeks. Debbie gave the box a sling that would have put any major league baseball pitcher to shame. Watching her jump, throw and run..gave me undescribable pleasure. So on that note, I would like to personally thank you for the entertainment.
Connie, lets talk about that personalized mouse monogrammed with my initials BB for Big Buzz. Pretty crafty of you. And as Debbie said, looks like you glammed it up. I will be using it as a paperweight on my desk at work. How thoughtful of you. Thank you. And of course the candy will travel nicely in my brief case. Won't be sharing with Debbie the trader.
Jenne, Love the three blind mice. What a kind farmsister you are to make sure they travel with their spectacles. Too bad you could not see your way out of joining up with Ceejay's cronies. Thanks to you I will be the envy at my office. What a great way to keep the secretaries from bothering me. So on that note, I thank you farmsister for giving me peace of mind. Because of you, I will not get interrupted 20 times a day. This will increase my productivity
adding me to the top of my bosses list as his favorite and most valuable employee. I'm sure to get a raise out of this. Thank you!
Marlee C., Do you know how much fun it will be to dangle this out of my shirt pocket or to quiet a fussy little one at a restaurant? Babies love it when you dangle toys in front of their faces. They will giggle up a storm thus stopping their crying. Certainly will make other restaurant patrons happy to not hear a little one wailing while they are trying to eat their dinner, thus making me a HERO for calming down the little fellow. Thank you for making me a HERO! My family will be proud!
Stephanie, I have always wanted to play instruments. Your cute little striped mice have two musical sounds. One sounds like Christmas bells, the other sounds like maracas. Debbie will love being seranaded by the instruments and my singing. Thanks to you I will be auditioning for American Idol, which I have no doubt I will win hands down. Thank you in advance for making me famous. I will be sure to thank you during the awards ceremony.
Marly, Thanks to you, I will no longer have to fight for a comfortable pew to sit in at church. All I have to do is let shorty here dangle from my bible and watch everyone run to seat themselves elsewhere, leaving me a place to stretch out my legs and feet. Thanks to you, I will no longer worry about getting leg cramps. You have solved a medical issue for me that I have been trying for years to find relief from. Thank you.
Laurie D. Thank you for the lovely Christmas ornament. Never have I been able to find a mouse trying to imitate Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. I have looked everywhere to find such an exquiste ornament.
I will call him Rudy because of his red nose. He will bring much delight to our family as we gather around to decorate the tree come the Christmas Season. How kind and thoughtful of you to go out of your way in search of this much desired ornament. For years to come, I will smile each time I hang Rudy from the tree. Thank you for this special treasure. How nice it will be to one day pass it on to my grandchildren to enjoy.
To all, I say thank you, for showing such sisterly love that you went out of your way and spent bucks to make your old farmbrother Big Buzz smile. Or maybe I should say squeak with delight knowing that I am loved afterall. I should have known that you would not listen to Ceejay or the others. You found a very sutle and unique way of showing your farmsister love.
Please take note...I am looking for the ring leader of all this madness. Anyone wishing to spill the beans?
Ceejay, don't think you can claim victory on this round. Keep trying sis. Wait until you see what I have in store for you. Debbie said that you have yet to receive your smash book. Maybe I am close friends with the Post Master. Makes one wonder doesn't it?
Take care and remember I've only just begun!
Farmbrother Big Buzz
Debbie will be sharing the 100 pictures she took of me enjoying the opening of my gifts and special treats.
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laurentany
True Blue Farmgirl
3259 Posts
Laurie
Patchogue
NY
USA
3259 Posts |
Posted - Feb 28 2013 : 6:15:10 PM
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Dear Big Buzz,
I am so glad that you are enjoying your packages (which of course were all sent with love).
Your descriptions of your growing mouse collection were such fun to read, and I am tickled pink that you have already figured out such wonderful uses for all of your new furry friends!
It sounds to me like these little creatures are going to enhance your everyday life greatly! And hey- after all that's what we farmsisters do best!
Hee hee hee.
Enjoy your new found friends!
Hugs,
~Laurie
"Little Hen House on the Island"
Farmgirl Sister#1403
View my New Blog:
http://simplesuburbanpleasures.blogspot.com
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds that you plant.
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ceejay48
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm/Sharpshooter
14026 Posts
CeeJay (CJ)
Dolores
Colorado
USA
14026 Posts |
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buzzn bee
True Blue Farmgirl
1061 Posts
Deborah
Muncie
Indiana
USA
1061 Posts |
Posted - Feb 28 2013 : 7:12:10 PM
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Girls,
You did the Farmgirl Sisterhood proud! I have laughed so hard my head and tummy hurt. The pain is well worth the enjoyment I received from watching him unwrap his packages with care as if he were about to get bit by a snake. FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY! What was even more hysterical was watching him pour over the computer trying to turn your well thought out pranks around to look like you did it to help him. Wow! he had to really labor over all his thoughts and wording. He looked as though he were being punished. Love it!
I will have to admit, that he did gain a little on me when he saw me pitch the box from Linda across the room. He won't admit it, but he jumped also. Especially when he started opening it. I wish you ladies
could have heard the squeaking sound coming from that box. Gee! it soundes so real! I still shiver when I think about it. Also when he first opened the box all he could see was the mountain of cheez-it packages. Then he moved the box and the mouse moved and squeaked. I don't care what he says, I know it took him by surprise. LOL!
Also, I want to let each of you know, when he finished opeing his parcels, he was grinning from ear to ear. He was tickled to think all of you wanted to torment him. Torment him you did. In my opinion, Round #2 goes to Ceejay and the farmsisters.
Here we go with pictures. I made notes of some of his comments. I will try to post the comments after each picture. Grab a beverage and a snack, maybe a tissue to wipe off the tears of laughter, and for those of you dribble when you giggle, you might want to take a quick potty break before viewing.
Picture of all of his packages before opening.
Picture of Big Buzz pretending he is sucking his thumb in fear. LOL!
Shaking the box from Marly.
Acting like he is brave enough to eat a mouse.
The 3 blind mice from Jenne F. Sorry it is fuzzy, He was trying to shake the mice at you ladies as if to scare you. I think he thought I
was making a video.
Card from Jenne F.
Two striped mice from Stephanie V. He refers to them as his musical mouse instruments.
Card from Stephanie V. He really laughed at this card. The bottom part reads, "You mess with one farmgirl,you mess with us all!"
Card from Marlee. It reads, "Thinking of you" Hope this little note will brighten up your day!
Bouncy Mouse from Marlee C.
Chocolate Rabbit candy from Marlee. Look how serious he looks. He was trying so hard to not laugh during his photo shoot. LOL!
Card from Connie W. The inside read, "CJ made us do it! To Funny!
He laughed so hard at this card, he had to take a break in order to not laugh while having his picture taken. LOL!
This is my handing holding the mouse Connie made for him. He was laughing to hard and turned away so you could not see him. Isn't this mouse just to adorable? He is going to use it as a paper weight.
Big Buzz pretending Connie's mouse is a cell phone. This picture tell how much he was enjoying himself. LOL!
Candy that Connie sent to him. He refuses to share.
Rudy the red nose mouse sent by Laurie D. He claims this as a Christmas ornament. Mouse imitating Rudolph. Only Big Buzz could and would dig deep enough to come up with that remark. LOL!
Card from laurie D. It reads, " Lettuce have some fun!" It has a picture of a head of lettuce on the front. Inside, Laurie says. "she could not resist having some fun!
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MaryJanes Farm Brownie Mix sent by Laurie D. You just know this is going to be yummy for the tummy. Do you think he will share?
Another pic of mouse Rudy sent by Laurie D. Isn't his nose cute?
Big Buzz shaking contents of box from Linda.
Check out all the mouse food (Cheez-its) from Linda. Big Buzz believes Ceejay might have been in on this prank. Ther must be 15 bags of cheez-its. Do you think he would share? Not! LOL!
Here is the little squeaker that caused alarm at our Post Office. You barely move the box and it would squeak. Sounds like a real live mouse. This is the one that scared me into pitching it across my living room. Even made our mail carrier jump back and scream. LOL!
The Post Office opened the box to inspect its contents before delivery. Now girls, this is hysterical!
All of his goodies. He has all the mice lined up in a row. Yep! he is loving it!
All of his new little critters. He is a proud daddy! LOL!
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A better shot of the 3 Blind Mice by Jenne F.
Musical mice by Stephanie V.
Picture of Mouse "Shorty" sent by Marly and named by Big Buzz.
I do hope I do not dream about mice tonight. LOL!
Thank you farmsisters. You made "Big Buzzes" day and mine!
Major hugs to all!
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jenne.f
True Blue Farmgirl
643 Posts
Jenne
Wagontown
PA
USA
643 Posts |
Posted - Feb 28 2013 : 7:33:03 PM
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Oh Debbie, this is too, too, funny! I 'd been sitting in a puddle for sure.
You are a brave little farmgirl. I think it will be Big Buzz having those nightmares tonight.
How 'bout "accidently " setting off the little squeaky one, just as he is falling asleep?
~blessings~
Jenne
Farmgirl #4616
Let all that you do, be done in love. I Corinthians 16:14 |
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ceejay48
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm/Sharpshooter
14026 Posts
CeeJay (CJ)
Dolores
Colorado
USA
14026 Posts |
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
13055 Posts |
Posted - Feb 28 2013 : 8:33:11 PM
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Debbie: Thanks for all the wonderful pictures of the mice! All of Big Buzz's comments were not what I expected! Sort of calm. Is this the calm before the storm? LOL. Some of those girls must have been a bit scared of Big Buzz, I mean sending treats and all. I'm wondering what Queenie CJ has to say about that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want CJ to know I sent A MOUSE. That was ordered, and I carried out my order from the "ring-leader" as Big Buzz calmly put it. Even Marlee...... was sugar coating this power of the Sisterhood!!!!! Somewhere in all the posts the word 'revenge' was mentioned. I think Marlee was afraid of that word. Marly, why did you do it????????? We were supposed to be in CJ's corner. Didn't you read the order from the "RING LEADER" as Big Buzz referred to E. Ooooooops.
Well..... Mrs. Big Buzz Debbie says the farmgirls have won round 2. Hurray for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should have sent that live mouse, or at least the tail. I thought, for sure, someone would have rattled his brains a bit. Farmgirls (Marlee, CJ, Linda, Jenne, Stephanie, Laura D.) the man called us Sissies. Hello!!!!! I don't like being called a Sissy. We need to regroup. Get the "RING LEADER" , we have to have a chat with her.
I'm patiently waiting to see if Mrs. CJ herself comes on to back all the great farmgirls who did this just for her.
Have a sleepless night.
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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buzzn bee
True Blue Farmgirl
1061 Posts
Deborah
Muncie
Indiana
USA
1061 Posts |
Posted - Mar 01 2013 : 05:23:12 AM
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Farmsisters!
Inside scoop..You really did get to Big Buzz! He told me last night in bed that he never dreamed you all would gang up on him. He thought being your brother, all of you would help him out. You all turned the tables on him. LOL! LOL! Could not have been more perfect, or well executed. You gals rock! He was looking at his new furry friends when he got up this morning. Still laughing and shaking his head in disbelief. He keeps saying, "they think they have won." But he says he will prevail to victory! I came back into the bedroom after he left, the critters, candy, mousefood (cheez-its), brownie mix and cards are all missing. Then it hit me..he has loaded them up in his brief case to take to work. Right away, I contacted his 3 secretaries to let them know what he might be up to. Oh, they are so waiting on him. I gave a quick explanation as to the jest of all of this. They have decided to help you girls out. LOL! One secretary told me that her cat has a mouse that you wind up and as it moves, it squeaks. She is going to run home and grab it. Her plan is to have it in his desk drawer. She said the smallest movement and the mouse takes off. So when he opens his desk drawer.. SURPRISE!!!!! LOL! Where's the potty?
LOL!
All kidding aside, he did take down your names, and asked for addresses. Told him I did not have all of your addresses.
He also told me, I had to make a choice, stand with him or stand with Ceejay and all of you. Gee, did he really think that would be a difficult decision? LOL! Of course, I stand with my sisters!
Ceejay, I have your back on this one, Also Emily, your back as well.
Girls the battle is still on! I am sure when he arrives home, he will have plenty to say this evening. I will keep you posted. Ceejay, he is still laughing about the red nightie and boots.
Have a great day! Just keep thinking..Farmsisters will WIN~!
Debbie H
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marlee
True Blue Farmgirl
1650 Posts
Marlene
DeRidder
Louisiana
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Posted - Mar 01 2013 : 06:44:30 AM
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I say keep yor friends close , but your enemies closer. A sissie I think not. LOLOLOL
Hugs Marlee
This is so fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God is the painter, he paints the picture. And his son builds it, for he is the Master Carpenter!
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ceejay48
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm/Sharpshooter
14026 Posts
CeeJay (CJ)
Dolores
Colorado
USA
14026 Posts |
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ceejay48
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm/Sharpshooter
14026 Posts
CeeJay (CJ)
Dolores
Colorado
USA
14026 Posts |
Posted - Mar 01 2013 : 07:10:20 AM
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Debbie,
as to the red nightie and cowboy boots . . .
the rest of the story is this . .
It was back in the 70s, we lived in the desert just outside of Phoenix, Arizona and I was home with two small children.
My hubby had just left for work and I heard the rattling . . WAAAAAYYY TOO CLOSE to the house and my kiddos!!! (No close neighbors)
I was still in my nightie but knew that one does not go after rattlesnakes in flip-flops or slippers, hence the cowboy boots. Pistol was always at the ready so I went after that nasty little creature! After it was "magnum-ized" I also took a shovel and beheaded it . . . that is what rattlesnake hunters tell you to do. My hubby was a very experienced rattlesnake hunter.
A farmgirl does what a farmgirl's gotta do!
CJ
..from the barefoot farmgirl in SW Colorado...sister chick #665.
2010 Farmgirl Sister of the Year
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Emily Anna
True Blue Farmgirl
863 Posts
Emily
Fort Atkinson
WI
USA
863 Posts |
Posted - Mar 01 2013 : 07:13:56 AM
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This is soooooo funny! Thanks for all the pictures, Debbie! I think Big Buzz under estimated the sisterhood. Debbie, you are a true farmgirl at heart standing behind us like this. I think we all know that Big Buzz has brought this on himself. I almost feel bad for him that he's so confident he's going to pull one over on us :( Lololol! It's pretty funny how wide spread this has become with his secretaries even getting into it!
Lolol. Debbie, I'm still laughing about the little squeaker that scared you and the post lady I'm sorry! I know this is a war against Big Buzz, but I'm just picturing this all in my head and it cracks me up!
It does look like Big Buzz is making out fairly well with all of the goodies he is getting!
CJ, thanks again for sharing the fun! :)
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fille de ferme
True Blue Farmgirl
2344 Posts
Madeline
Meadow Lands
Pa.
USA
2344 Posts |
Posted - Mar 01 2013 : 07:53:16 AM
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Oh! My what a hoot  I'm a little behind in mailing ~~ I have plans on sending my package out today or tomorrow. I guess it could be the start of the second wave Debbie keep an eye out for a package mailed in newspaper 
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Emily Anna
True Blue Farmgirl
863 Posts
Emily
Fort Atkinson
WI
USA
863 Posts |
Posted - Mar 01 2013 : 08:03:14 AM
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Don't worry, Madeline.....I'm going to be in the second wave of mailings too. I had plans to do something, but it's taking too long so I have to revert to plan B.
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ceejay48
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm/Sharpshooter
14026 Posts
CeeJay (CJ)
Dolores
Colorado
USA
14026 Posts |
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laurentany
True Blue Farmgirl
3259 Posts
Laurie
Patchogue
NY
USA
3259 Posts |
Posted - Mar 01 2013 : 12:55:53 PM
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Love the pictures! So glad he is enjoying his mice!
Here's something I found funny.....
OOPS photo wouldnt load...I'll try again!
~Laurie
"Little Hen House on the Island"
Farmgirl Sister#1403
View my New Blog:
http://simplesuburbanpleasures.blogspot.com
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds that you plant.
~Robert Louis Stevenson |
Edited by - laurentany on Mar 01 2013 12:56:55 PM |
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ceejay48
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm/Sharpshooter
14026 Posts
CeeJay (CJ)
Dolores
Colorado
USA
14026 Posts |
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Bear5
True Blue Farmgirl
13055 Posts
Louisiana/Texas
USA
13055 Posts |
Posted - Mar 02 2013 : 09:17:28 AM
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You know, CJ, there are local theater or music school groups that may dress up as a large mouse, and deliver a song composed by the farmgirls to Mr. Big Buzz's office. That's a thought!
If we could get that on film, what a hoot that would be!!!!! Debbie is their a local college? Name and number please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marly
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had." Elisabeth Kurler-Ross |
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ceejay48
Farmgirl Legend/Schoolmarm/Sharpshooter
14026 Posts
CeeJay (CJ)
Dolores
Colorado
USA
14026 Posts |
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Killarney
True Blue Farmgirl
6444 Posts
Connie
Arlington
TN
USA
6444 Posts |
Posted - Mar 02 2013 : 3:10:36 PM
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Debbie said to say Hi and that Big Buzz has a sinus Infection, He has been in bed since Friday! she was about to make him some Cheese and Cracker snacks! Said to say Hi to all of you, and she will be here soon! Big Hug! Connie
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Killarney
True Blue Farmgirl
6444 Posts
Connie
Arlington
TN
USA
6444 Posts |
Posted - Mar 02 2013 : 3:15:18 PM
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I love all the pics! Yes!!! Please remember the Chocolate Big Buzz, when REVENGE TIME COMES! LoL!!! and Cee Jay started it!!! LOL!!! Yes! that Debbie is soooo sweet, it was hard getting her to the dark side!!
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