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windypines
True Blue Farmgirl
4429 Posts
Michele
Bruce
Wisconsin
USA
4429 Posts |
 Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 04:35:28 AM
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I am out in the barn this morning, just finished up milking my cow. I was bending over to pick up the kitty milk dish, and put it up on the feed barrel. As I stood up, something ran down my back, underneath my clothes. Ewwwww what was that. I whip my jacket off, shake it out, nothing. My skin is still crawling, I look around nothing. I am thinking do I take my pants off, but I don't feel anything moving. I touch the back of my hair, my hair tie is gone. Check my pants and sure enough it was my hair tie. It is an elastic band, on a silver condho. Made it all the way into my underware Lol Still gives me the hebee geebees, as I can feel it going slowly down my back. I will tell you, that wakes you up in the morning. Have a good day everyone. 
Farming in WI
Michele
FGOTM June2019
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suny58
True Blue Farmgirl
4464 Posts
Dianna
Jack
Al.
USA
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Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 04:55:22 AM
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Lol, giggle, snort!! I just vicariously lived that moment with you Michele!! Gave me goosebumps too! How funny that something so simple can be something so big and scary in our nines! Just happy it wasn't a little varmint trying to play hide and seek from some other critters in your drawers! Could have been even more exciting! Still giggling. . Happy day to you hon! Stay safe!
Farmgirl #7103
FGOTM January 2018
Dianna
"Blessed are they that see beautiful things in humble places, where other people see nothing." Pissarro |
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YellowRose
True Blue Farmgirl
7287 Posts
Sara
Paris
TX
USA
7287 Posts |
Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 05:10:28 AM
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Funny story. So glad it wasn't a real live creepy crawly.
Hugs, Sara
FarmGirl Sister #6034 Aug 2014
FGOTM Sept 2015 & Feb 2019
Lord put your arm around my shoulders & your hand over my mouth.
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sherone_13
True Blue Farmgirl
2460 Posts
Sherone
Evanston
WY
USA
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levisgrammy
True Blue Farmgirl
9543 Posts
Denise
Beavercreek
Ohio
USA
9543 Posts |
Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 06:56:46 AM
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Oh too funny! I would have been creeped out definitely! Glad it wasnt a real live creepy crawly thing.
~Denise
Sister #43~1/18/2007
"I am a bookaholic and I have no desire to be cured." 
"Home is where we find comfort, security, memories, friendship, hospitality, and above all, family. It is the place that deserves our commitment and loyalty." William J. Bennett
"Thy Word is a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path." Psalm 119:105
http://www.ladybugsandlilacs.blogspot.com/
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ddmashayekhi
True Blue Farmgirl
4799 Posts
Dawn
Naperville
Illinois
USA
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Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 07:36:01 AM
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So glad it wasn't anything worse Michele! That would have me running around the yard screaming and pulling off my clothes, no matter how cold it was outside! Thanks for giving us a good laugh today.
Dawn in IL
"Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree." Emily Bronte |
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HealingTouch
True Blue Farmgirl
3448 Posts
Darlene
Kunkletown
Pa
USA
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Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 07:40:01 AM
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Hilarious! I would have been stripped down in a flash! That is as fast as an old farm girl could! LoL! Got the shivers and shakes just reading it! My hair ties sneak away sometimes too!
Have a blessed and uneventful rest of the day!
Be Blessed and Be a Blessing,
Darlene
Sister 1922
October 2016 Farmgirl of the month
John 11: 35 Jesus wept.
When Satan's knocking at your door, just say "Jesus will you get that for me?"
When it gets to hard to stand, Kneel!
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windypines
True Blue Farmgirl
4429 Posts
Michele
Bruce
Wisconsin
USA
4429 Posts |
Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 4:31:35 PM
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thanks everyone glad you enjoyed the giggle with me
Farming in WI
Michele
FGOTM June2019
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Dreamer42
True Blue Farmgirl
2800 Posts
April
Central
Oregon
USA
2800 Posts |
Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 4:37:22 PM
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LOL!! I'm with Darlene, I would of stripped every last ounce of clothing off to ensure I rid myself of what ever "it" was!! :-)
Dreamer42
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quiltee
True Blue Farmgirl
7624 Posts
Linda
Terrell
TX
USA
7624 Posts |
Posted - Nov 02 2021 : 5:43:04 PM
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Great story, Michele. It gave me the creepies, too.
Farmgirl hugs,
Linda
Terrell, TX
Farm girl #1919
Farm Girl of the Month August 2015 and April 2017
"Women are Angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly . . . on a broomstick - we're flexible, like that."
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windypines
True Blue Farmgirl
4429 Posts
Michele
Bruce
Wisconsin
USA
4429 Posts |
Posted - Nov 03 2021 : 04:33:22 AM
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Moral of the story........I did not wear a hair tie this morning. I bunched up my hair in my stocking hat. hahahaha
Farming in WI
Michele
FGOTM June2019
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ddmashayekhi
True Blue Farmgirl
4799 Posts
Dawn
Naperville
Illinois
USA
4799 Posts |
Posted - Nov 03 2021 : 06:43:47 AM
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Smart move Michele! Thanks again for the laugh.
Dawn in IL
"Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree." Emily Bronte |
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katmom
True Blue Farmgirl
17261 Posts
Grace
WACAL Gal
WashCalif.
USA
17261 Posts |
Posted - Nov 03 2021 : 7:05:12 PM
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Oh Michele,, that is a Hoot!!!! toooo funny! all I can say is better you then me,,, or I would have squeeled loud enough to be heard in the next county!
snorks-n-giggles
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Happiness is being a katmom and Glamping Diva!
www.katmom4.blogspot.com & http://graciesvictorianrose.blogspot.com
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MaryJanesNiece
True Blue Farmgirl
7586 Posts
Krista
Utah
USA
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Posted - Nov 05 2021 : 12:32:33 PM
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Thanks for the giggle Michele! I have definitely experienced something similar to this. I’m glad it was just a hair tie and not some yucky little bug!
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Allison Clark
Chapter Guru / Farmgirl Guide / Sharpshooter
76 Posts
Allie
Nacona
Texas
USA
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Posted - Nov 20 2021 : 9:38:23 PM
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Love your story. That would have given me the heebie-jeebies also.
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true story........lol
