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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl

2555 Posts

Heather
Wapakoneta Ohio
USA
2555 Posts

Posted - Feb 06 2014 :  5:23:25 PM  Show Profile
Poor cowboy!


My husband has this problem sometimes :)


Heather
Farmgirl Sister #4701
http://nndairy.blogspot.com/

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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl

7577 Posts

Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts

Posted - Feb 06 2014 :  6:04:54 PM  Show Profile
LOL! So does my son, Heather! I always wondered how that happened! LOL!

Farmgirl Sister #1974

God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!

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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl

7577 Posts

Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts

Posted - Feb 06 2014 :  6:36:42 PM  Show Profile
LOL! Ooooooooohm'gosh... A good friend just sent this to me and I just had to share: http://www.youtube.com/embed/WsOMeru8pxQ

I posted it in the "Celebrate Winter" strain, too, but thought it would make you all smile, too! Enjoy!

Hugs -

Nini


Farmgirl Sister #1974

God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!

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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl

7577 Posts

Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts

Posted - Feb 06 2014 :  10:17:37 PM  Show Profile
How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?
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If you don’t get the quarter back, you just hit the receiver!



Farmgirl Sister #1974

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Cozynana
True Blue Farmgirl

1123 Posts

Kem

1123 Posts

Posted - Feb 07 2014 :  02:43:47 AM  Show Profile
http://blog.petflow.com/this-is-seriously-the-best-i-cant-believe-this-is-what-old-people-do-for-fun/ What old people do for fun
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl

7577 Posts

Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts

Posted - Feb 07 2014 :  07:38:44 AM  Show Profile
LOL! CRACK ME UP!!!

Farmgirl Sister #1974

God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!


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katmom
True Blue Farmgirl

15996 Posts

Grace
WACAL Gal WashCalif.
USA
15996 Posts

Posted - Feb 07 2014 :  8:31:31 PM  Show Profile
"Cowlick"...OMG! to funny! lol!


>^..^<
Happiness is being a katmom and Glamping Diva!

www.katmom4.blogspot.com & http://graciesvictorianrose.blogspot.com

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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl

7577 Posts

Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts

Posted - Feb 07 2014 :  9:04:04 PM  Show Profile
If only I had had my camera battery charged and ready this morning... My son's hair looked even worse than the cartoon! LOL!

Farmgirl Sister #1974

God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!

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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl

7577 Posts

Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts

Posted - Feb 07 2014 :  9:12:53 PM  Show Profile
Heard this one in the movie "Last Vegas" tonight:

Always remember to tip your waitresses...

It's hilarious watching them fall over!



Farmgirl Sister #1974

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Cindy Lou
True Blue Farmgirl

2325 Posts

Susan
Lonsdale MN
USA
2325 Posts

Posted - Feb 08 2014 :  07:54:59 AM  Show Profile
It's so much fun enjoying this thread. There aren't enough laugh-out-loud moments some days and this is just the place to find them. Thanks!


Awkward moment.
I invited my new neighbor over for coffee. We were having a good visit when I discovered that her youngest son was named Ivan, the same name as my old red hound dog!

Susan

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
Mary Oliver
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Calicogirl
True Blue Farmgirl

5216 Posts

Sharon
Bruce Crossing Michigan
USA
5216 Posts

Posted - Feb 08 2014 :  08:22:56 AM  Show Profile
Oh Susan! I have had moments like that too!

You girls are making me smile, thank you!

Not a joke but funny (to me anyway :)). Yesterday I was going through my cedar chest and found a card and poem that I made in grade school for my Dad for Father's Day. There was a drawing of him on the front and inside one I drew of him playing golf. There was also this poem I wrote:

Dad is a very specail man
Today you shouldn't use a pan
On this day I just wanted to say
Happy Father's Day!

Come to think of it my Dad never should have used a pan, I remember coming home with from school one day and seeing a griddle with a hole burned through in the snow bank near our back porch

Farmgirl Sister #5392

By His Grace, For His Glory
~Sharon

http://amerryheartjournal.blogspot.com/
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl

2555 Posts

Heather
Wapakoneta Ohio
USA
2555 Posts

Posted - Feb 08 2014 :  5:38:08 PM  Show Profile


Tee! hee! hee!

Heather
Farmgirl Sister #4701
http://nndairy.blogspot.com/

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Cindy Lou
True Blue Farmgirl

2325 Posts

Susan
Lonsdale MN
USA
2325 Posts

Posted - Feb 08 2014 :  7:54:36 PM  Show Profile
Bob's Annual Review:


1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues.Bob never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5. finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible.

*Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd lines.

Susan

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
Mary Oliver
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Cozynana
True Blue Farmgirl

1123 Posts

Kem

1123 Posts

Posted - Feb 09 2014 :  03:35:07 AM  Show Profile
Sarcastic humor here.... couldn't resist.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151842940557821&set=a.379668427820.164871.367044922820&type=1&theater
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl

7577 Posts

Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts

Posted - Feb 09 2014 :  3:08:31 PM  Show Profile
Tee hee hee... Isn't that just the way, Kem? ;)

What noise wakes you up in the Arctic around March 18?
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The crack of dawn.


Farmgirl Sister #1974

God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!

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nubidane
True Blue Farmgirl

2748 Posts

Lisa
Georgetown OH
2748 Posts

Posted - Feb 09 2014 :  3:46:10 PM  Show Profile
OK, I have been laughing at this all weekend. This is an oldie but goodie.
For some reason, when I paste the link, it brings up several yahoo videos. Click on the lower left one for the full video.
Hilarious. And Patrick Swayze.. even with the mullet.. YOWSER, YOWSER!!!!

https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AjxOkekGgpXEHtAwrh7wSS2bvZx4?fr=yfp-t-901-s&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&p=chris%20farley%20chippendale




"We must reject the idea that every time a law’s broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.” – R.R.
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brightmeadow
True Blue Farmgirl

2045 Posts

Brenda
Lucas Ohio
USA
2045 Posts

Posted - Feb 09 2014 :  7:27:15 PM  Show Profile
Oh, I see the cowlick now!

You shall eat the fruit of the labor of your hands - You shall be happy and it shall be well with you. -Psalm 128.2
http://brightmeadowfarms.blogspot.com http://brightmeadowknits.blogspot.com

http://www.ravelry.com/people/Brightmeadow

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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl

7577 Posts

Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts

Posted - Feb 09 2014 :  9:17:00 PM  Show Profile
Ok...

What did the blonde say when she saw the bowl of Cheerios?
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"Oooh! How cuuute! Donut seeds!"

Farmgirl Sister #1974

God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!


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Cozynana
True Blue Farmgirl

1123 Posts

Kem

1123 Posts

Posted - Feb 10 2014 :  06:02:57 AM  Show Profile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBXbfpP2vDM
This is more of a interesting video instead of funny. Just hope all these critters don't come to visit me, but they are sure cute
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl

7577 Posts

Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts

Posted - Feb 10 2014 :  07:13:27 AM  Show Profile
Lisa! Eeeeeewwwww! LOL!!!

Brenda - I'm sorry! I totally misunderstood which cow picture you were talking about! LOL! NOW can you tell I'm a blonde!? LOL!

Kem - That kinda freaked me out a little bit. Eghads! They are cute, though! :)

Happy, giggly day, girls!


Farmgirl Sister #1974

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Cindy Lou
True Blue Farmgirl

2325 Posts

Susan
Lonsdale MN
USA
2325 Posts

Posted - Feb 10 2014 :  11:04:07 AM  Show Profile
Lisa,
I love that clip too. You know, that Chris Farley had some pretty good moves!

Grandmother's House

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.

When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away.

"Johnny wait until we say our prayer."

"I don't have to." The boy replied.

"Of course, you do," his mother insisted.

"We say a prayer before eating at our house."

"That's our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook!.

Susan

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
Mary Oliver
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl

7577 Posts

Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts

Posted - Feb 11 2014 :  02:57:55 AM  Show Profile
LOL! SO cute!

Late for an important meeting, a young intern was searching desperately for a parking spot. Looking up to the heavens he prays, “God, if you find me a parking spot, I promise to start going to church again.” The words were barely out of his mouth, when a spot opened up right in front of his car. He looked back up. “Never mind… I found one.”

Farmgirl Sister #1974

God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!


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Cindy Lou
True Blue Farmgirl

2325 Posts

Susan
Lonsdale MN
USA
2325 Posts

Posted - Feb 11 2014 :  07:39:09 AM  Show Profile
Story of Women

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called woman.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history...

Susan

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
Mary Oliver
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Cozynana
True Blue Farmgirl

1123 Posts

Kem

1123 Posts

Posted - Feb 11 2014 :  08:20:40 AM  Show Profile
Cindy Lou, that one was good!!! It will be hard to top.
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Calicogirl
True Blue Farmgirl

5216 Posts

Sharon
Bruce Crossing Michigan
USA
5216 Posts

Posted - Feb 11 2014 :  3:18:43 PM  Show Profile
Oh ladies, these are great! Okay every time I see the cow lick I think of our pig Endeavour. He has a cow lick on his side, it cracks me up! How does a pig get a cow lick?

Anyway...

An older couple were sitting on the porch rocking. All of a sudden the wife stops rocking and says,
"You know what sounds good right now?"
"What?" asked her husband.
"A bowl of vanilla ice cream with hot fudge sauce with peanuts sprinkled on top"
"Oh, that does sound good" replied her husband. "I'll run to the store and get us some"
"Well, don't forget to write it down so you won't forget"
"I won't forget" says the man.

A little while later he comes back from the store and hands his wife a brown paper sack. She looked inside and sees two ham and cheese sandwiches.

"I knew that you would forget!!! I wanted mustard on mine!"




Farmgirl Sister #5392

By His Grace, For His Glory
~Sharon

http://amerryheartjournal.blogspot.com/

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