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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl
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Heather
Wapakoneta
Ohio
USA
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 Posted - Feb 06 2014 : 5:23:25 PM
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Poor cowboy!
My husband has this problem sometimes :)
Heather
Farmgirl Sister #4701
http://nndairy.blogspot.com/
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
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Posted - Feb 06 2014 : 6:04:54 PM
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LOL! So does my son, Heather! I always wondered how that happened! LOL!
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
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Posted - Feb 06 2014 : 6:36:42 PM
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LOL! Ooooooooohm'gosh... A good friend just sent this to me and I just had to share: http://www.youtube.com/embed/WsOMeru8pxQ
I posted it in the "Celebrate Winter" strain, too, but thought it would make you all smile, too! Enjoy!
Hugs -
Nini
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
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Posted - Feb 06 2014 : 10:17:37 PM
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How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?
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If you don’t get the quarter back, you just hit the receiver!
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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Cozynana
True Blue Farmgirl
1123 Posts
Kem
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Feb 07 2014 : 07:38:44 AM
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LOL! CRACK ME UP!!!
Farmgirl Sister #1974
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Edited by - Ninibini on Feb 07 2014 07:42:53 AM |
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katmom
True Blue Farmgirl
17025 Posts
Grace
WACAL Gal
WashCalif.
USA
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Feb 07 2014 : 9:04:04 PM
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If only I had had my camera battery charged and ready this morning... My son's hair looked even worse than the cartoon! LOL!
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
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Posted - Feb 07 2014 : 9:12:53 PM
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Heard this one in the movie "Last Vegas" tonight:
Always remember to tip your waitresses...
It's hilarious watching them fall over!
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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Cindy Lou
True Blue Farmgirl
2325 Posts
Susan
Lonsdale
MN
USA
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Posted - Feb 08 2014 : 07:54:59 AM
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It's so much fun enjoying this thread. There aren't enough laugh-out-loud moments some days and this is just the place to find them. Thanks!
Awkward moment.
I invited my new neighbor over for coffee. We were having a good visit when I discovered that her youngest son was named Ivan, the same name as my old red hound dog!
Susan
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
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Calicogirl
True Blue Farmgirl
5216 Posts
Sharon
Bruce Crossing
Michigan
USA
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Posted - Feb 08 2014 : 08:22:56 AM
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Oh Susan! I have had moments like that too!
You girls are making me smile, thank you!
Not a joke but funny (to me anyway :)). Yesterday I was going through my cedar chest and found a card and poem that I made in grade school for my Dad for Father's Day. There was a drawing of him on the front and inside one I drew of him playing golf. There was also this poem I wrote:
Dad is a very specail man
Today you shouldn't use a pan
On this day I just wanted to say
Happy Father's Day!
Come to think of it my Dad never should have used a pan, I remember coming home with from school one day and seeing a griddle with a hole burned through in the snow bank near our back porch 
Farmgirl Sister #5392
By His Grace, For His Glory
~Sharon
http://amerryheartjournal.blogspot.com/
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nndairy
True Blue Farmgirl
2994 Posts
Heather
Wapakoneta
Ohio
USA
2994 Posts |
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Cindy Lou
True Blue Farmgirl
2325 Posts
Susan
Lonsdale
MN
USA
2325 Posts |
Posted - Feb 08 2014 : 7:54:36 PM
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Bob's Annual Review:
1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues.Bob never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5. finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible.
*Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd lines.
Susan
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
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Cozynana
True Blue Farmgirl
1123 Posts
Kem
1123 Posts |
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Feb 09 2014 : 3:08:31 PM
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Tee hee hee... Isn't that just the way, Kem? ;)
What noise wakes you up in the Arctic around March 18?
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The crack of dawn.
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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nubidane
True Blue Farmgirl
2864 Posts
Lisa
Georgetown
OH
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brightmeadow
True Blue Farmgirl
2045 Posts
Brenda
Lucas
Ohio
USA
2045 Posts |
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Feb 09 2014 : 9:17:00 PM
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Ok...
What did the blonde say when she saw the bowl of Cheerios?
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"Oooh! How cuuute! Donut seeds!"
Farmgirl Sister #1974
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Cozynana
True Blue Farmgirl
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Kem
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
7577 Posts |
Posted - Feb 10 2014 : 07:13:27 AM
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Lisa! Eeeeeewwwww! LOL!!!
Brenda - I'm sorry! I totally misunderstood which cow picture you were talking about! LOL! NOW can you tell I'm a blonde!? LOL!
Kem - That kinda freaked me out a little bit. Eghads! They are cute, though! :)
Happy, giggly day, girls!
Farmgirl Sister #1974
God gave us two hands... one to help ourselves, and one to help others!
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Cindy Lou
True Blue Farmgirl
2325 Posts
Susan
Lonsdale
MN
USA
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Posted - Feb 10 2014 : 11:04:07 AM
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Lisa,
I love that clip too. You know, that Chris Farley had some pretty good moves!
Grandmother's House
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away.
"Johnny wait until we say our prayer."
"I don't have to." The boy replied.
"Of course, you do," his mother insisted.
"We say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook!.
Susan
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
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Ninibini
True Blue Farmgirl
7577 Posts
Nini
Pennsylvania
USA
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Posted - Feb 11 2014 : 02:57:55 AM
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LOL! SO cute!
Late for an important meeting, a young intern was searching desperately for a parking spot. Looking up to the heavens he prays, “God, if you find me a parking spot, I promise to start going to church again.” The words were barely out of his mouth, when a spot opened up right in front of his car. He looked back up. “Never mind… I found one.”
Farmgirl Sister #1974
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Cindy Lou
True Blue Farmgirl
2325 Posts
Susan
Lonsdale
MN
USA
2325 Posts |
Posted - Feb 11 2014 : 07:39:09 AM
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Story of Women
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called woman.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history...
Susan
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
Mary Oliver |
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Cozynana
True Blue Farmgirl
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Kem
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Posted - Feb 11 2014 : 08:20:40 AM
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Calicogirl
True Blue Farmgirl
5216 Posts
Sharon
Bruce Crossing
Michigan
USA
5216 Posts |
Posted - Feb 11 2014 : 3:18:43 PM
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Oh ladies, these are great! Okay every time I see the cow lick I think of our pig Endeavour. He has a cow lick on his side, it cracks me up! How does a pig get a cow lick?
Anyway...
An older couple were sitting on the porch rocking. All of a sudden the wife stops rocking and says,
"You know what sounds good right now?"
"What?" asked her husband.
"A bowl of vanilla ice cream with hot fudge sauce with peanuts sprinkled on top"
"Oh, that does sound good" replied her husband. "I'll run to the store and get us some"
"Well, don't forget to write it down so you won't forget"
"I won't forget" says the man.
A little while later he comes back from the store and hands his wife a brown paper sack. She looked inside and sees two ham and cheese sandwiches.
"I knew that you would forget!!! I wanted mustard on mine!"
Farmgirl Sister #5392
By His Grace, For His Glory
~Sharon
http://amerryheartjournal.blogspot.com/
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